Why I’d Lose in a Fight Against a Roomba

No matter how tough I think I am, there’s one household enemy I’m pretty sure could take me down  the Roomba. That little robot may look harmless, but it’s relentless, fast, and somehow always finds a way to trap me between the couch and my own feet. I’ve watched it navigate around clutter like a ninja, but the moment I try to catch or stop it, it zooms away like it’s got a secret mission.

Plus, the Roomba doesn’t get tired, doesn’t complain, and worst of all never misses a crumb. I’m pretty sure if we ever had a showdown, it would just circle me endlessly until I gave up. So yeah, I’d lose. But maybe that’s okay because in the battle against dust bunnies, the Roomba is definitely the undefeated champion. Shutdown123

 

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